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Q: Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.

There was a Blonde and a Brunette who were about to commit suicide. They both jumped off of a tall building and, a couple of seconds later, the Brunette hit the pavement, but not the Blonde. What happened to her? She got lost.

Q: What's the Blondes cheer?
A: " I'm Blonde, I'm Blonde, I'm B-L-O-N ..., ah, oh, well ... I'm Blonde, I'm Blonde, yea, yea, yea ..."

Q: What did Blonde say when asked why all of the sudden she started going to a Catholic Church?
A: She stretches out her arms and says, "Because there's a man hung like this!"
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A Blonde walked into a hardware store, picked up the hinges she was looking for, and went to go pay for them. The clerk asked "Need a screw for those hinges?" "No, but how about a blow job for the shovel in the back?"

Boat Troubles

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried. After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem. Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So,Los Angeles Clippers jerseys
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a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.

Newly wed couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:

wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.

wife: i'm flat chested.

husband: i don't believe u..prove it.

So she takes off her shirt.

husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest,Rolex watches for sale cheap
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but i have something i have to tell u too.

wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.

husband: im "weighed like a baby".

wife: i don't believe you, prove it.

So he takes off his pants.

wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?!

husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!