Q: What goes VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM!?
A: A Blonde at a flashing red light.
Q: What do a Blonde and a moped have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
Q: Why did the Blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to a Blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: Why don't you give a Blonde a coal truck to drive?
A: It takes her nine months to deliver it.
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A: An air bag.
Q: Why did the Blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What do a Blonde and a halogen headlamp have in common?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.