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A Blonde and a Brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The Brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, Anaheim Ducks apparel
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A guy goes to a doctor and says "Doc, I need a bigger wiener, can you help me?" The doc says "As a matter of fact there is a new procedure where we use part of a baby elephants trunk as an implant. It doesnt hurt the elephant and it seems to work great." The guy has the operation the next week. Chloe Handbags
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