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For his Birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, We"d love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and so there is no way we can afford it".

The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going"?

Little Johnny Told Him ::
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"I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out!" "Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too"!

And I"ll be damned if I"m sticking around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no means of transportation!

8. While inserting various cords and cables, be sure to drop at least one on the floor behind the desk, where it will take a contortionist to retrieve it.

9. Find out that your printer cable is now not long enough to reach the computer (see number 1). Oh well, you didn't use it that much anyway.

10. Once you have all the cables, etc. back in place, turn computer back on.

11. Sit, puzzled why computer isn't working.

12. Plug monitor in.
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13. Ponder why keyboard and mouse don't work.

14. Switch keyboard and mouse plugins.

15. Call spouse in to admire your handiwork.

16. Spouse informs you that he/she liked it better where it was, and to move it back.

17. When asked why you're banging your head on the monitor, don't reply. It would only confuse him/her.